November 2009
The Soap Opera of Doom (The Sims 3)
So, I once made this town on The Sims 3, and it was fucking insaneee lol.
Basically, I had everything which makes a good soap opera. Sex, sex, sex, incest, males getting pregnant, people killing each other, and I ended up with a graveyard full of like 200 dead sims. o_o
But then my computer died and I lost it all. :( So now I’m trying to recreate it. xD
Ok, seriously going to bed now.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: HEYY!
You: hi
You: ASL?
Stranger: 18 F USA. U?
You: 17/M/Australia
Stranger: GOOD DAY MATE
You: YO WANNA PUT SOME SHRIMP ON THE BARBIE? lol
You: And it's G'Day, not good gay
You: :P
You: *good day
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK EVER I AINT FROM WHERE U IS. NIGGA
You: LOL
You: FUCK, GOTTA GO. DINGO STOLE MAH BABY.
You have disconnected.
Goodnight Tumblr
Sweet dreams my Tumbloves. <3
Strangers on the internet are asking me for...
LOL.
LOLOLOL
Stranger: hey
Stranger: m ro f
You: m
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
BUTTSEX
Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: BUTTSEX
Stranger: hell yeah
You: BUTTSEX
Stranger: give it to me
You: BUTTSEX
Stranger: I want your cock in my buttttttt
You: BUTTSEX
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
wtf
Stranger: heeey
You: Hi
You: ASL?
Stranger: 15 f Florida, you?
You: 17/m/Australia
Stranger: cool what time is it there?
You: 10:32PM Saturday
Stranger: wow late. it's 6 AM here saturday
You: It's like 6:32AM there ol
You: *lol
Stranger: yeah
Stranger: good time zone counting!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
:o That bitch!
Stranger: hya
Stranger: f/n?
You: HI
Stranger: f/m*
You: male
You: you?
Stranger: male,, sryy
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
I'M HAVING FUN ON OMEGLE NOW. ; D
Stranger: from
Stranger: from
Stranger: from
Stranger: fromfromfrom
Stranger: fromfrom
Stranger: from
You: HI
You: HI
You: HI
You: HI
You: HI
You: HI
You: HI
You: HI
You: HI
You: HI
Stranger: from
You: I FROM PLACE
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Fuck it. My Tumblarity is dieing!
loverhusband:
QUICK! Whore me out to your followers! Tell them lies about how i post lots of cool and interesting photos and relevant quotes and interesting stories! DO IT, BITCHES!
My Tumblarity went from 500 to 233. Ironically enough, I had continued posting, getting subscribers and reblogs and likes and all. o_o
Why do you Tumblr?
I go on Tumblr because in real life people just don’t get me. :( What about you guys?
lol, this sounds so emo. XD
For crazymiddlechild: Green Tea Icecream →
crazymiddlechild:
(via georgasm)
Thank you so much! I’mma try this out! :D
It’s so yummy. <3 Enjoy!
It’s really tasty with banana fritters too, or with crepes (make sure the flavor suits the green tea though. Stick to banana/vanilla).
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For crazymiddlechild: Green Tea Icecream →
Sorry guys.
ashajay:
Reliving my youth via youtube.
It can only get worse from here.
*braces for impact*
Just kidding. :P I’m sure it’ll be fun.
100 reblogs
I’m happy. :3
Are you happy?