May 2010
Was just looking at a map of Melbourne and the...
useyourallusion2:
Are there really places called:
Cranbourne
Blind Bight
Crib Point
Garfield
Queensferry
Poowong
Cockatoo
Moe and Moe South
Shady Creek
Gentle Annie
Gilderoy
Mt Toolebewong
Because, if so, I really want to go on a roadtrip there. Right now.
Cranbourne is a hole. Blind Bight is a hole. Crib Point is a hole. Garfield is a hole. Queensferry is a hole. Poowong is a...
Anonymous asked: are you a virgin?
Anonymous asked: Do you live in Melbourne, Florida?
Day 15 — A fanfic →
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hey man.
how was media today?
It was good! I died, fell asleep on a table, got a hand massage and sent some emails LOL.
Send me something. :)
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Well hello there! Giving you some FormSpring...
Ooh I love me some FormSpring lovin’! Not nearly as much as good old lovin’ though. ;)
My monitor you say? Twenty two inches of pure win it is.
Send me something. :)
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no one likes you
Well someone obviously wasn’t shown any affection as a child.
ASK ME SOMETHING BITCH!
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suuuup
Not muuuccchhhhh, just on Tumblr and Faceboooook.
ASK ME SOMETHING BITCH!
formspring.me/GeorgeGroves →
You know the drill.
So let me get this straight - Larry King is...
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morosnyx asked: Hi.. you're kinda handsome..
Reasons why I'm gay
#493 - I refuse to be seen in public with thongs, singlets (or ‘wife beaters’) and excruciatingly baggy pants.
Reasons why I'm gay
#180 - I quote the movie Mean Girls on a daily basis, and can apply it to any situation.
Reasons why I'm gay
#382 - I have two cats. They are named Felix and Sabrina. However, I like to reffer to them as Colonel McMeowMeow and Princess Snowqueen of Chateu le Groves.
Reasons why I'm gay
#283 - I have a different colour cover for my mobile phone for every day of the week. Two of those colours are pink and purple. I always make sure the colour matches my attire.
This made my day :)
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hnng
You: HNNG!
Stranger: http://caitlindancik.tumblr.com/
Stranger: I'll folllow you:)
You: http://georgasm.tumblr.com
You: I'M YOUR BIGGEST FAN
You: I'LL FOLLOW YOU UNTIL YOU LOVE ME
You: PAPA-PAPARAZZIIII
Stranger: PAPARAZZIIIII
You:
Stranger: I LOVE GAGA!!!!!
You: RNGIOFNETILGRNMRFL;ENC
You: GAGA IS GOD
Stranger: YESSSS
You: OH MY GODGA
You:
Stranger: HAVE YOU SEEN HER LIVE>!!>!>!>!
You: SHE IS UHMAYZANG.
You: YES
You: I SAW THE MONSTER BALL
Stranger: ME TOOO
You: ON APRIL 9TH
Stranger: ME TOOOOO
You: IT WAS AMAZING
Stranger: I'M GOING AGAIN SEPT
You: OMFG JEALOUS
You: I HOPE SHE COMES BACK TO AUSTRALIA
Stranger: I'm in America!
You: Hi Amurrka!
Stranger: HAHAHAHA@
Stranger: LOVE YOUUUU
You:
You: I'M FOLLOWING JOOO
You: JOO FORROW MII?
Stranger: MHHHHMMM
You: YAY 8D
You: lol
Stranger: BYE BYEEE FREE BITCH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: m.17horny
You: HNNNG
You: M/17/HORNY TOO
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
This is possibly the most epic thing I've ever...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hello, mortal.
You: HNNG
You: HNNG]
You: MORTAL GOES HNNG
Stranger: ARE YOU PART OF SECRET SOCIETY!?!?!
You: I AM PART OF TUMBLR, THE ULTIMATE SOCIETY.
Stranger: Me too!
Stranger: What's your Tumblr
You: http://georgasm.tumblr.com
You: you? :)
Stranger: Wait
You: *waiting*
Stranger: Oh I see
You: ?
Stranger: I think I talked to you like 2 seconds ago
Stranger: I said bacon
Stranger: And you were like hnggg
You: Nope
Stranger: YES.
You: I haven't talked to anyone who was all baconey
You: All Tumblr folk are going "HNNG" today ^_^
Stranger: But I am a tumblr folk
Stranger: And I'm not
Stranger: What does this mean
You: THEN YOU ARE NOT TUMBLR FOLK. :O
Stranger: Is it like a hipster triangle
You: Hnng is like the sound you make when you have a heart attack
You: Or are about to jizz
Stranger: Oh, I see
You: Or.. While being erotically aspyxiated while being stabbed in the stomach with a crazy cat clawing at your back while you have a very hard candy apple shoved in your mouth laced with the hair of a New York City hobo who was originally from Peru.
Stranger: Ohhh
Stranger: I'm so glad you introduced me to this new vocabulary, George!
You: Use it wisely.
You have disconnected.
