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- Apple: are you fucking serious? How long will it be before this crap stop?
- Samsung: caution, hater on board
- HTC: he's mad because he can't keep up with our fast paste
- Apple: I got standards
- Samsung: and that's what set android and iOS apart. We don't have any limits
- Apple: is that why all your damn phones are handicapped?
- Motorola: how dare you. Don't you ever bring that piece of shrimp phone to this dinner table. You will be eaten alive
- Apple: you wanna go you robo piece of shit?
- Motorola: don't talk to what you can't handle. Remember you are using some of my patents. I got strings attached to yo bitch ass
- HTC: oh snap. Now what iPhail?
- Apple: you got a lot of balls there H, you want me to get your pimp Windows? I heard you owe em 5 bucks
- HTC: I got more balls than a Chinese ping pong tornament. Lets go
- LG: whoa. Testosterone
- Apple: well if it isn't Optimus Prime
- LG: please don't make me drop you
- Apple: do it! I can take on all of you!
- Samsung: this Guy doesn't give up do he?
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